pantere:

do u ever see a boy and think damn you could be a 50,000 note gif post on tumblr

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bananabuttmuffin:

The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes.

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brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

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claydols:

damn you must be itunes because you are always not responding

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mcqueenkate:

tyler really gets it

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chuckle-w0rthy:

tunacaptor:

So why is no one freaking out over yahoo buying tumblr?

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i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

librarian-byday:

I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.

you are my new favorite person

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beenotafraid:

 #if you don’t love her you’re wrong

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tides:

ahhhahah

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mytoecold:

A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it. 

I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”

I wrote this:

Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.

Love,

Drew 

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quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

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spotifylistener:

when i have a kid i’m going to make his middle name “lazy” or something so that when ppl yell at him like “holy frick you’re so lazy” he can just be like “yeah well lazy’s my middle name” and swag the fuck outta there

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